My good friend Raj..happens to have watch Kurbaan over the past weekend… and he was completely aghast at the outcome of the movie..
He hated… found it a worthless piece of s**t.. 🙄
In his own words “it was a complete waste of time, energy and money” 😳
Saif looks old n tired
Kareens looks yuck
Other than getting the screen fired
The movie makes u duck* (duck under the seat)
If u watch if from the second row
U pray the roof falls down
The scenes make you twitch ur brow
The actors are comparable to clown
One of the friends’ dont come
And we’re left with a ticket free
The movie’s such a bumm
That ppl don wanna see even w/o a fee
well..this was over an OCS conversation so I kinda tweaked it to seem poetic 😛
yeaa i know… sooo typically mee 😀
After this debacle of a review from him and another sad review from a mumbai office mate of mine who also spent 240 bucks at a multiplex to catch it over the weekend… I dedicate this Parody of the title track Kurbaan Huaa from this movie to all those poor souls who watched it 😉
Ye movie dekh ke yun..
Theatre mein jaake yun..
Direction mein, Story mein, screenplay mein hua…
Tujhko badduaa di, aur gali bhi..
Par bezaar huaa…
Actors’ pe, scenes pe, script pe..
Anjaam ka sabab maangta rahaa movie bhar..
bhagne ko tho dil pal men raazi huaa..
Aafat bani har arzoo har khwahish meri..
Ke tum shuru huye, waheen main khatam huaa..
I have only used the last para of the song… cos the song was loooonggh.. 🙄
And i for one dint wanna bore you with too much ona busy midweek day like today….. 😀
I had promised Raj a movie review…typical Megs Style…well that shall follow definitely.. 🙂
Cos no matter wat the review I still wanna see wat made the Filmy Trade Pundits give it a 4-5 Star Rating… 🙄
I hope you guys enjoyed this parody too 😀
Keep Smiling..!!! Keep Rocking..!!! Keep Blogging…!!
For those who havent heard the song…Or have no clue on the Lyrics…
Here’s the Link to the actual lyrics of the song..
DO NOTE I HAVE USED ONLY THE LAST PARA FOR PARODY AND NOT THE WHOLE SONG…