BCD ~Anyone..??!!??


DISCLAIMER:  this is purely a work of fiction any resemblance to anyone or any behavior is purely co-incidental…

BY Researcher/Doctor: Insane Megz in interview with Megzone

Firstly thank you so much for  spending some time out of your extremely busy schedule.

Oh its my pleasure completely.. I’m glad I would be able to bring to light some of the current developments in the human behavior especially the future generation and the current too..

So what is Blogsessive compulsive blogging disorder?

Any one suffering from an insane bout of blogging.. whose a complete blog-a-holic .. who thinks about nothing but how to blog, what to blog, when to blog and most importantly topics to blog all the time.. Suffers from BCD..

Are there any signs of BCD??What are the signs of BCD?

Yes there are a couple of signs that can prove that a person is suffering from BCD.. we have researched amongst the age group of 16-40 and Following are some of the early signs of BCD :

1>    Hectic mood swings, lack of concentration in work, always lost in thoughts with a blank look on the face are early signs of BCD

2>    More than 1-2 posts a day : any person who has ample work to keep them occupied and other hobbies would not be able to make more than 1-2 posts a day.. so if someone is blogging more frequently in a day, its an early sign of BCD

3>    Constant checking of wordpress stats :  when a person is constantly checking their blog statistics as to the day counts, the number of unique visits etc.. it’s an early sign of BCD

4>    When every conversation surrounds with words like “topics”, “posts”, “blogs”, “comments”, “blog hits” the person has entered the second stage of blogging…

5>    When the person makes sure he has commented on almost every blog that he knows and even follows up on every reply posted by the author, it’s a sign of the second stage of BCD

6>    Too many movies, books – when the person watches too many movies, reads to many books only to post a review about it.. the person is on the second stage of BCD

7>    When simple leaflets/advertisements handed out in public become topics for a post, the person has entered the final  stage of BCD

8>    When the things to do list of 10things includes atleast 6-7 blog related stuff the person is clearly a blog-a-holic.. defined  as one of the final stages of BCD.

9>    Feverishly taking notes.. when a person is taking notes or noting down random points even in the most mundane conversation with practically anyone from friends to boss, it’s a sign that the person is in the final stage of BCD

10>When a person is constantly jotting down everything and anything that happens around him, smiles, snorts, smirks alone looking at their notepad/mobile-notes.. the person is in the last stage of BCD

11>When even the routine humdrum become a post –  when even the most rudimentary and routine tasks like brushing, shaving, eating, sleeping, etc become topics of a post the person That’s It..!!! The person is a complete BCD..


These are just a few points that we have researched and come up with in our study of Blogsessive Compulsive Blogging Disorder.. these points may differ to any extremes depending from person to person.. they are not an exact  and precise study.. its but a research carried on for a month with blogging individuals from various strata of the society aging 16-40.. Albeit we have found that there are many child-bloggers too ranging from 5 to 15, but as the 16-40 group form the larger audience we have carried on our study on them.

We are soon planning to release an effect of BCD and propose some solutions to the same.. the research on the same is underway.. Hopefully we should be able to present the same in a few weeks time..

Thank you so much Dr.Megz for bringing to light one of the unknown diseases that people might suffer… Looking forward to the effects and the solutions to BCD.. Thank you once again for your time and lovely insight..wooo..scares me already J do look around people.. see if you have come across someone with these signs of BCD and do write in to us in the form of comments…

That’s it from Megzone now…!!

Keep Smiling..!! Keep Rocking..!! Keep Blogging..!!

Cheerios..!!!

DISCLAIMER:  this is purely a work of fiction any resemblance to anyone or any behavior is purely co-incidental…

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18 thoughts on “BCD ~Anyone..??!!??

  1. hey……i think.. atleast you are suffering from this BCD…..hope you recover soon ……

    also i found some of the symptoms in me too…….what to do to prevent it…??? Dr. Megz

    • //hey……i think.. atleast you are suffering from this BCD…..hope you recover soon ……//
      muuhaaahaahahaaa 😛
      nai yaarrr….
      i just put one post a day 🙂
      so no signs watsoever 😛

      //what to do to prevent it…??? Dr. Megz//
      as Dr.Megz said 😉 the effects and the solutions wud come up in a week or 2 they are still researching on the subject 😛

  2. hehehe u are a hopeless case of BCD hahaha 😀
    may be i am in second stage… but it would take me years to reach your level of insanity when it comes to blogging 🙂
    lolzzzz
    nice one gal 😀

    • //hehehe u are a hopeless case of BCD hahaha//
      kyaa yaar princess tussi vi 😦

      //but it would take me years to reach your level of insanity when it comes to blogging//
      now i take that as a compliment 😛

      //nice one gal //
      kkiieekkiieekkiiee :mrgreen:
      thanks gal 😀

  3. AD says:

    How to get over BCD? anyone? maybe we need a bloctor to check the blog pulses and give bloblets for high pressure BCD patients… lol!!

    • ROFL… 😆
      welll… i gues Dr.Megz is researching on the after effects and proposed solutions.. the research on bloblets may too be underway 😉
      so lets wait n see wat else our Dr.Megz has to offer 😛

  4. Hahahhahahah wow…I think I have reached all these stages and I have only been blogging for a week.

    This is sad but so true. I don’t check my word press stats. I am too afraid of the fact that there will be zero viewers and my time spent on a post will be wasted.

    • haa haa haa…
      only a week old and you’re already blog-addict..
      awww.. maann.. wait up in a couple of weeks.. our very own Dr.Megz(myself);)
      mite just about prescribe some solutions 😛
      let see if they work for you mate 😀

    • so am i Blog-a-holic but def not a BCD 😉
      yep i believe i have read your posts and blog 🙂
      and thanks a ton for visiting by and leaving such wonderful compliments 🙂

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