Ever wondered what transpires in the mind of a fellow blogger when he reads your post and comments on it..
They form an opinion about you and your writing style..
What if you aspire to be a reader’s writer… Arthaarth (as in) if you want to write posts that appeal to your readers.. Which they like.. Which appeals to them… something which they want to see in your post when they hit your blog…
When you write that way You become a Reader’s Writer… cos you write for them… write about them.. Write what charms them.. This would make them return to your blog… cos in some ways you connect to them… or rather they connect to you…
Now I me myself moi meg (oh remember I told you Meg in Norwegian means “ME“ 😛 ) embarked on an expedition to find out what my readers want from me… and here are the results 🙄
Don’t hit me with your chappals…sandals.. Footwear
First to meet was Sri Sri Sri Ashunand baba…
Jai ho baba Jai ho…
And this is wat Baba’s Sermon to Meggie was 😛
Baalike don’t write jus poem
Go get there and show them
What a strong woman you are
Post sumthin that raises the bar
No more smileys.. no more fun
No more masti, no more pun
You shud be a woman of power
Compliments in abundance people should shower…
Jai ho baaba jai ho…
But meggie without smileys is like fish outta water…
It’s like trees bereft of leaves… it’s like air without oxygen.. It’s like a body without blood or bones or even flesh… 😯
Sooweeeeeeeee baba… good to hear difficult to implement but since negativity is bad I shall try J
As I came out of Baba’s Cave… I heard giggles and there was someone swinging on trees like a wild child…
Aaahh… I know who it can be… she was shelter-less afterall..
Then I met Princess Raji… and this is what she said..
Shapes meggie shapes..
Create a lady with capes..
Long flowing gown
Complete with a crown
Add some melancholy
Struck from divine melee
Shape poetry rocks
Even clears mind-blocks
I ended up 🙄 wonder how she manages them.. But I’m not sure if its my cuppa tea..
So I moved on and there under a lonely banyan…ooopppss lemon tree I saw something pink…
ofcourse that’s an un-missable color after all..
Who else could it be but our very own Mr.Pinky waiting for his SHE…
So I met Sree and as usual this is what he said…
Ooooo ailaa oink oink
Ur askin me?? “The pink”
Write about bakwas I say
Saves your face any day..
Fan mails seem compliments
Sarcasm too, in supplements
Write posts on She and Me
Random rants and even parody..
Some list from Sree 🙄
Wonder when plans to actually find a SHE or give up PINK 🙄
Looking Zapped and in a daze I dint know where I was heading and suddenly I found myself in the middle of a jungle.. This was one of my few entries in this part cos he rarely writes… he’s an ardent follower of Baba Ashunand I thought.. And suddenly… whoooshhh… I heard something pass overhead…
I heard some rustling of leaves and bang there jumped someone…
It’s me mougli Mouli aint here..
He has hidden himself in fear
Oh what to write u wanna know
I’ll help you and everyone will bow
Create an alter ego for yourself
Even if it’s as puny as an elf
Write your views in its disguise
And see your blog’s value apprise
Alter ego 😯 im insane already… imagine how my alter ego would be…
Scared but beguiled with my mind wandering in its darker and loony areas…
Out of the jungle I enter a space.. Spattered with instruments tinkling and sounds…
Oooohhh sounds laboratory it is… let me ask her
Oi meggie im experimenting here
Some ideas volatile don’t come near
Why don’t you try experimenting too?
People love it even if they have no clue
Experimentation in blogs is new
People doing it are few..
Spelling goof ups and puzzles galore
Your research results creates a furor
Brrrrr……… no thanks… pfftt.. Difficult…
As I moved out of sound-mad-scientist’s lab
I entered a land of music and words.. Words strewn across as if it were a sea of alphabets
And there sitting amidst u and I saw HIM and he was teaching them.. English..!! 😀
Yes you guessed it right it was Mr. English Professor HIMANSHU..!! 😀
So I asked him what to write and this is what he said
Euphoric am I?? You bet..
I shall enlighten you, don’t fret
Elucidate emotions profound
Your Lexis be flawlessly bound
Let the celestial cacophony bring a zephyr
That ruptures delectable mellifluous myrrh
Create a disparate enigmatic marquee
Sway away into a stoic brazen reverie
😯 🙄 😳
I have no idea what that was and what he wanted to “explicate”, “expound” or “enlighten” me with… 🙄
But that surely did leave me in a dizzy and my mind fuzzy ….. 😳
As I ambled my way I mate a strange saint with stubble and a tiny goatee like beard…
Instead of sitting under a tree with beads for concentration.. There he sat with a mudra seemingly YO!
Oh he’s the master of Dudeism.. Sri Sri Dudeshwar…
Let me ask him the revered ones who can bring in analogies from even goats…
As I approached him with my predicament.. This is was what Sri Sri Dudeshwar had to say…
Wandering about what to write??
O young lady I understand your plight..
Write about the goats that don’t brush..
And even shapes of men & their mouche..
Write about the misplaced seat..
How people in other states treat..
Write something about the tether world..
With sarcasm dripping in every word..
Ailaa…!!! Goats..Brushing…men and moustaches…misplaced seats… sarcasm.. Brrrrr….
Too much Dudeshwar baba… That’s too much to handle by an innocent sweet brain of mine… 😳
Haan haan main bechari abla naari doing baatein pyari pyaari… same piece 😉 😛
And I continued the search of what my readers want and I landed up in a clearing where sat a group of people
I just went over aaand here’s what happened..?? 😳
How you doing Yogi
Anu chuckled hihihihi
Chattering prolifically was dearest Pri
Out of ch1, lost in her thoughts sat Appy
Smileys and syllabic responding Ravi
Early morning hilarious dose with Garfy
Oh! How do I write to appeal all ye..?? 🙄
Chuck it lemme just blabber my way …!! 😀
I know you are all trying to track me down to give me the thrashings of my life..
But for now you can do the same on the comments sections… 😀
Keep Smiling..!! Keep Rocking..!! Keep Blogging..!!