~::~ V-Day Special ~ DumpBox ~::~

For the past 5 yrs. I have been writing a lot on lou lou and more louuveee!!!

This time thanks to Twitter I came up with something Anti-Valentine ๐Ÿ˜›

Twitter came up with a hashtag of #WorstValentinesGiftIdeas and in the process of contributing me and our Agony-Dude Tonmoy came up with an interesting break up concept.

On the one side where people are proposing, finding and regaling in love, there are some without any. And then there are those who want to break up ASAP but donโ€™t know how to do it (ala Chandler trying to dump Janice in FRIENDS). So in the process of writing insane gift ideas we came up with a perfect concept of dumping.

An online portal from where people can order some stuff that can be delivered to the said person and address expressing the senderโ€™s feelings of hate, spite and of course saving them the awkwardness of telling in person. Remember how to lose a guy in 10 days, here we give you how lose your beau with 10 things!!! ๐Ÿ˜›

So here we are, coming up with the most goofy idea on the planet โ€“ DumpBox (name inspired by DropBox ๐Ÿ˜ˆ )

People can sign up or login via Facebook/Twitter and order A DUMP BOX โ€“ which contains some articles which are definitely not to be gifted for valentines provide the name, address of the person they want to send it to, pay the money and poof! There it is shipped off to the person its addressed to thereby notifying the receiver of the breakup ๐Ÿ˜› (vile I know but the idea was too insane not to be shared here ๐Ÿ˜› )

So what would be the contents of this DumpBox you may ask?

Have a look at the below pic to get an insight of a standard DumpBox!! ๐Ÿ˜‰


The senders would also be given an option to create custom box, additional optional items to choose from would be:


Alright I know this is despicable and heartless it would also bring in a horde of hate mail but then whatโ€™s life without a little fun! Itโ€™s not that we are really starting the service or something!

So thatโ€™s our weirdo idea for Valentines!! Whatโ€™s yours?? ๐Ÿ˜‰

11 thoughts on “~::~ V-Day Special ~ DumpBox ~::~

  1. ROFL…you made a graphic out of it. Pretty neat, Megs..
    How much would a typical box cost? I believe anyone would be willing to pay somewhere in the range of Rs. 500 – Rs. 1000, what say? Coz the experience is priceless, no doubt. I just found out one more item we can add to it: rotten vegetables. ๐Ÿ˜›

    • LOL ๐Ÿ˜€ aree cost will have to be calculated based on total price of all the contents + atleast 20%profit + courier charges (although this can be paid by the user separately) ๐Ÿ˜›

      • Sujoy says:

        Ok, execution is as follows:
        1. You dont meet partner-to-dump (ptd) on D day (read V day).
        2. Dont even pick up the phone when ptd calls.
        3. Let ptd know next day that you had an awesome day with someone else.
        4. Run for safety if you are within hurling range of that brick.
        5. Enjoy freedom till the time to dump the next partner.
        6. Go back to step 1.

  2. When I initially commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added”
    checkbox and now each time a comment is added I get four emails
    with the same comment. Is there any way you can remove people from that service?
    Bless you!

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