Barbaad Huaaa…!!!

My good friend Raj..happens to have watch Kurbaan over the past weekend… and he was completely aghast at the outcome of the movie..

He hated… found it a worthless piece of s**t.. 🙄

In his own words “it was a complete waste of time, energy and money” 😳

Saif looks old n tired

Kareens looks yuck

Other than getting the screen fired

The movie makes u duck* (duck under the seat)

If u watch if from the second row

U pray the roof falls down

The scenes make you twitch ur brow

The actors are comparable to clown

One of the friends’ dont come

And we’re left with a ticket free

The movie’s such a bumm

That ppl don wanna see even w/o a fee

well..this was over an OCS conversation so I kinda tweaked it to seem poetic 😛

yeaa i know… sooo typically mee 😀

After this debacle of a review from him and another sad review from a mumbai office mate of mine who also spent 240 bucks at a multiplex to catch it over the weekend… I dedicate this Parody of the title track Kurbaan Huaa from this movie to all those poor souls who watched it 😉

Barbaad huaa…

Ye movie dekh ke yun..

Barbaad huaa..

Theatre mein jaake yun..

Direction mein, Story mein, screenplay mein hua…

Tujhko badduaa di, aur gali bhi..

Par bezaar huaa…

Barbaad huaa..

Actors’ pe, scenes pe, script pe..

Barbaad huaaaaaaa….

Anjaam  ka sabab maangta rahaa movie bhar..

bhagne ko tho dil pal men raazi huaa..

Aafat bani har arzoo har khwahish meri..

Ke tum shuru huye, waheen main khatam huaa..

Barbaad huaa..

I have only used the last para of the song… cos the song was loooonggh.. 🙄

And i for one dint wanna bore you with too much ona busy midweek day like today….. 😀

I had promised Raj a movie review…typical Megs Style…well that shall follow definitely.. 🙂

Cos no matter wat the review I still wanna see wat made the Filmy Trade Pundits give it a 4-5 Star Rating… 🙄

I hope you guys enjoyed this parody too 😀

Keep Smiling..!!! Keep Rocking..!!! Keep Blogging…!!

Cheerios…!! :mrgreen:

/Note/

For those who havent heard the song…Or have no clue on the Lyrics…

 Here’s the Link to the actual lyrics of the song..

Kurbaan Hua

DO NOTE I HAVE USED ONLY THE LAST PARA FOR PARODY AND NOT THE WHOLE SONG…

I hate this Part Right here…!!

Hiiiiyaaaaaaa…….

I’m back… 😀

With another of my insane posts 😳

Here’s pesh-ofying one of my insane efforts at Parodying  😉

 Excited…!! you bet I am… 😛

But then I’m also scared how you guys are gonna react to this one 😳

I listen to a lot of PCD arthaarth Pussy Cat Dolls songs…

So here’s one of their songs Parodied in my blog… Mind you its one of my fav songs… and I was sceptical of parody-ing it… but life mein risk nai liyaa tho kya kiya 😉  (if u dont take risks in life than u’ve nt done anythin at all <aah… saintly thoughts of mine 😛 > )

So here the song I hate this part right here by PCD… parodied by Me, Myself and I  🙂 

so read on guys… meanwhile i stutter and splutter about your reactions  😳 😕  

I hate this part right here ~ PCD

 

 

We’re reading slow through the codes on PC Avenue
And right now TL’s Voice all that I  can hear
Now I ain’t clubbed since we coded, it’s so overdue
It’s cold outside but between us it’s worse in here

The code slows down
As  my eyes scan fast right now
I know this is the part
Where bug-fixing starts

I can’t take it any longer
Thought that codes were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping bugs through our fingers
I don’t wanna try now
All that’s left’s goodnight
To find a way that I can fix you
I hate this part right here
I hate this bug right here
I just can’t take your codes
I hate this part right here

Everyday, several stares of the same old screen
Seems I am bound by the laws of the same routine
Gotta fix you right now ‘fore i go to sleep
But will i sleep till I figure out wats bugging me

The code slows down
as my eyes scan fast right now
I know this is the part
Where bug-fixing starts

I can’t take it any longer
Thought that codes were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping bugs through our fingers
I don’t wanna try now
All that’s left’s good night
To find a way that I can fix you
I hate this part right here
I hate this bug right here
I just can’t take your codes
I hate this part right here

I know you’ll ask me to hold on
And carry on like nothing’s wrong
But there is no more time for  lies
‘Cause I see anger in TL’s eyes

I can’t take it any longer
Thought that codes were stronger
All we do is linger
Slipping bugs through our fingers
I don’t wanna try now
All that’s left’s good night
To find a way that I can fix you

That I gotta fix it,
I gotta fix  it,
I gotta fix  it
I hate this bug
I gotta fix  it,
I gotta fix  it,
I gotta fix  it

I hate this part right here
And I just can’t take these codes
I hate this part right here

sigh…!!!  😦

For those who havent heard the original… please find the lyrics of the song here

I hope you guys…errr… liked my insane attempt at Parody-ing…

Gossh….!!!! I am …errr….sooo scared at the outcome of this Parody… 😳

Please Guys dont end up sayin 😕

I HATE THIS BLOG RIGHT HERE” 😕 😦 😥

Do lemme know how you find this parody..thru ur comments… errr…. pleaaaseee  😳

/note/ i tried and tried and tried again… but inspite of my insane attempts… the first para simply disobeys from being centre aligned…. bad first para  👿

hhmmmppffff….. 😡

Please Dont Stop My Farming…!!!

Yea… after 3 weeks of hankering along the offices of MTNL to restore my broadband services for God alone knows wat crackpot reasons… I finally get the issues resolved… after 3 week long hibernation away from Facebook and Farmville I realized… people miss me in that part of the world :lol:Know why?? Well with 50 odd gift invites, half a dozen odd neighbors invites and a coupla friend invites too I realized maaan… people missed me

Kkiieekkiieekkiiee

Sigh..!! but for my misfortunes of misfortunes… the moment I accepted all the gifts and invites and finally clicked on the PLAY FARMVILLE now button… everytime before my farm could load I ended up getting the “Out of sync..Please refresh” error…

Aarrrgghhhh…..

After 3 weeks of waiting patiently… and running around the MTNL associates and executives…

Blasting off the poor souls in their call centre

All I get is a darned error….Grrrrr…..

And whilst I was trying to refresh and refresh and sigh…refresh… I was muttering under my own breath “Please don’t stop my farming…” and meanwhile my iTunes was playing “Please don’t stop the music” by Rihanna…

And sigh… I ended up muttering… please don’t stop my farming in the same tune as please don’t stop the music and err…the result… is the following

Please don’t stop my farming… (4)

It’s getting late

I’m making my way over to my Farmville

I gotta harvest all my crops

N pick the weeds away

I was just working on my farm wen I got an alert

Possible gift request

Who knew that you would be here-

“Error -Out of sync”

Ur making farming over here impossible

Darn it.. I must say this error is irritable

If you just have to go “refresh”

Do you know wat you’ve started?

I just came here to farm it

But now ur popping incessantly acting naughty

Ur pop up on my screen

Makin me wanna scream

I click OK n my Facebook screen starts to swim

I wanna take you away

Just escape into Farmville

Error go away

I just can’t refuse it

Hate the way u do it

Keep on blocking to it

Please don’t stop my,
Please don’t stop my farming (repeat)

Error are you ready cos it’s getting close

Can’t you feel my anger ready to explode?

Wat goes on between us is I hit log out

This is my anger’s bout

Do you know wat you’ve started?

I just came here to farm it

But now ur popping incessantly acting naughty

Ur pop up on my screen

Makin me wanna scream

I click OK n my Facebook screen starts to swim

I wanna take you away

Just escape into Farmville

Error go away

I just can’t refuse it

Hate the way u do it

Keep on blocking to it

Please don’t stop my,
Please don’t stop my farming (repeat)

Sigh..!!

Ultimately I dint manage much farming this weekend… I was so bugged with the whole thing.. that I went to the cybercafé jus planted some stuff and came back

Hopefully by tonight or tomo this should be resolved… err… new flash download I guess  😉

So hopefully the flash update should help resolve the issue

Meanwhile I hope you guys enjoyed my Parody

Kkiieekkiieekkiiee  :mrgreen:

Do leave your comments on this….

/Note/

For those who haven’t heard the song… you could either hear it and get back… or here’s the original lyrics for your reference

Dont stop the Music