Singing the Twitter way…!!

After the somewhat successful attempt at singing with social networking.. where i tweaked a couple of songs to suit the social networking streak..

this time again i have tweaked a couple of songs but only for twitter..errr why cos twitter is the easiest way to tweak the songs… 😉

aaahh well sorry for the non-bollywoodians 😦

cos they are all hindi songs… 🙂

so here i go 😀

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Dum maaro Dum

Mit jaaye gham

Bolo subah sham

Hare krishna hare ram

My Tweak – Tweet karo tweet

Bitter ho ya sweet

Karo subah sham

Twitting ka ho jam

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Dilbar dil se pyaare dilbar

Dil ki sunta ja re dilbar

Saari duniya haari humpe

Hum tujhpe dil haare

My Tweak – Twitter tweet se pyare twitter

Tweet ki sunta jaa re twitter

Saari duniya tweeting humpe

Hum tujhpe tweet haare

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Do lafzo ki hai dil ki kahani ya hai mohabbat ya hai jawaani

My Tweak – Do lafzo ki hai twitter ki kahani ya hai tweet ya hai retweet

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Ye kahaan aa gaaye hum you hi saath chalte chalte

Tere baahon mein hai jaanam ye jizm o jaan pighal ke

My Tweak – Ye kahaan aagaya hum you tweet karte karte

Tere tweet mein hai janam mere retweet msg bharke

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Najane kahaan se aayi hai najaane kaha ko jayegi

Deewana kise banayegi ye ladki

My Tweak – Najaane kya tweet karti hai najana kahaa tweet karega

Follower kiski banegi ye ladki

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Ek ladki bheegi bhaagi si Soti raaton mein jaagi si

Mili ek ajnabi se koi aage na peeche tum hi kaho ye koi baat hai

My Tweak – Ek ladki tweeting karti si, soti raaton mein jaagi si

Mili ek ajnabi se koi twitter pe tweeting pe tum hi kaho ye koi retweet hai

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Intehaan ho gayi Intezaar ki.. aayi naa kuch khabar mere yaar ki

Ye humein hai yakeen bewafa wo nahi..fir wajah kya hui Intezaar ki

My Tweak – Intehaan ho gayi ek tweet ki.. aayi na kuch retweet mere yaar ki

Ye humein hai yakeen  non-follower wo nahi, fir wajah kyaa hui Intezaar ki

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Aaiye meherbaan baithiye jaanejaan shaunk se lijiye ji ishq ki Imtihaan

My Tweak – Aaiye follower baithiye tweet partner, shaunk se retweet kijiye ji tweet ke saare message

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Hum jo chalne lage chalne lage hai ye raaste aao milo chale jaana kahaa na ho pata

My Tweak – Hum jo tweet karne lage retweet karne lage hai ye followers.. aao milo tweet kare, retweet karna hai kyaa na ho pata

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Hum the wo thi aur samaa rangeen samaj gaye jaate the japaan pahunch gaye cheen samaj gaye naa

My Tweak – Hum the wo thi aur twitter ranged samaj gaye naa.. karna tha retweet, new tweet kar gaye samaj gaye naa

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Poocho na yaar kyaa huaa.. unka deedar kyaa huaa.. tumpe tho hum mar mite hai abhi se jaane hamare aage kyaa hoga..

My Tweak – Pooch na tweet kya hua..unka alert kyaa huaa.. retweet tho hum kar chuke kabhise.. jaane tweeting ab aage kyaa hoga.

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Thats it from Megzone for now..!!

Keep Smiling…!! Keep Rocking..!!! Keep Blogging…!!

Cheerios..!! :mrgreen:

Singing with Social Networking…!!

I am sure most of us are indeed active on atleast one social networking media..

Be it twitter, google buzz, yahoo buzz, orkut, facebook even blogs for that matter…

A fellow blogger and friend Harish had this recent fetish of tweaking the songs with social media and that’s how I arrive at this post too..

With due respects and thanks to Harish for inspiring me to come up with a post like this..

Oh well if you are wondering what im still blabbering about…

Well my idiosyncrasies combined with the creativity of my friend have taken a new turn and I now present herein some songs/lyrics of the songs tweaked to suit the social networking scenario…

I hope you guys enjoy this as much as I enjoyed creating them..

Harish’s input:

Maine poocha google se ke dekha hai kahi mere yaar sa haseen.. google ne kaha har search ki kasam.. your lucky lucky lucky…

Chadthi jawani meri tweet mastaani tune follow kyu na kiyaa rama

Kyu twitter twitter karti hai kyu twitter pe tu marti hai… main barish kar doo tweets ki jot u ho jaye meri

Chalte chalte mere ye tweet yaad rakhna.. tum ROFL naa karna…

My takes….


Tera mera pyar amar.. fir kyu mujhko lagta hai darr.. mere jeevan saathi bata… dil kyu dhadke reh rehkar

My tweak – Tera mera Blog amar.. fir kyu NO Comment se lagta hai darr.. mere co-writer bata.. post kyu publish huye reh reh kar… 😛

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Tujhe dekha tho ye jaana sanam.. pyar hota hai deewana sanam.. ab yahaan se kahaa jaaye hum.. teri baahon mein mar jaye hum

My tweak – Tujhe follow kiya tho ye jaana sanam.. status updates hota hai deewaana sanam.. ab yahaan se kahaa jaaye hum.. Facebook mein hi reh jaaye hum

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Ajeeb daastan hai yeh.. kahaan shuru kahaan khatam.. ye manzilein hai kaunsi.. naa wo samaj sake na hum..

My tweak – Ajeeb blogposts hai ye.. kaha shuru kaha khatam.. ye comment hai kaunse.. naa wo samaj sake na hum..

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Aisi uljhi nazar unse hat thi nahi.. khwaab ke reshmi dor kat thi nahi…wallah ye Dhadkan badhne lagi hai..chehre ki rangat udne  lagi hai.. darr lagta hai tanha sone mein ji..

My tweak – Aisi ulji ye buzz unse hatt ti nahi
comment ke reshmi dor katt ti nahi
walla ye buzzes badhne lagi hai.. comments ke ye taar judne lagi hai

Darr lagta ab buzz karne mein ji.. Dil tho baccha hai jee 😀

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Dil ki girah khol do chup na baitho koi geet gaao.. mehfil mein ab kaun hai ajnabee tum mere saath aao..

My tweak – Orkut account khol do chup na baitho koi scrap daalo… www mein ab kaun hai ajnabi tum mujhe add kar do..

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Akele akele kahaan jaa rahe ho humein saath le lo jaha jaa rahe ho

My tweak – Akele akele kyu  buzz kar rahe ho… humein saath le lo jo buzz kar rahe ho

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Jaa re jaa o harjaai dekhi teri dildaari.. dil dekar main kar baithi dil ke dushman se yaari

My tweak – Jaa re jaa o harjaai dekhi teri twitterdaari tweet karke main kar baithi retweet dushman se yaari..

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Jab pyar kiya tho darna kyaa pyar kiya koi chori nahi ki.. chup chup aahe bharna kyaa

My tweak – Jab tweet kiyaa tho darna kyaa… retweet kiyaa koi chori nahi ki.. chup chup tweeting karna kyaa..

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Jab deep jale aana.. jab shaam dhale aana.. sanket Milan ka bhul naa janaa.. mera pyar naa bisraana

My tweak – Jab tweet karoon aana.. retweet karooo aanaa.. sanket alert ka bhul na jaana… mera tweet naa bisraana…

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Jimmy jimmy jimmy.. aaja aaja aaja.. aaja re mere saath.. ye jaagi jaagi raat.. pukaare tuje sun.. sunaade wahi dhun..jimmy jimmy jimmy

My tweak – Twitter twitter twitter..Aaja aajaa aajaa .. aaja re mere saath.. tweet kar le saari raat.. pukaare tujhe sun.. retweet karde wahi tu.. twitter twitter twitter

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bahut pyar karte hai tumse sanam… kasam chahe lelo.. kasam chaahe lelo.. khuda ki kasam..

My tweak – Bahut pyar karte hai tumse facebook.. status chaahe lee lo.. status chahe lelo.. Comments ki kasam…

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Jaagi jaagi soyi naa main saari raat.. tere liye..bheegi bheegi palkein meri udaas tere liye.. ankhiyaa bichayi maine tere liye.. duniya bhulaayi maine tere liye..chod di khudayi maine tere liye

My tweak – Jaagi jaagi soyi na main saari raat, tere liye
Bheegi bheegi palkein meri udaas, tere liye

Tweets ye sajayi maine tere liye… scraps saare chode maine tere liye.. buzzes itne kiye maine tere liye..

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Uff teri ada.. I like the way you move.. uff tera badan.. I like the way you groove.. uff teri nazar which says I wanna dance with you

My tweak – uff teri status, i like the way you write
uff tera profile, i like to see you tweet
uff teri ye blog, it says i wanna comment too

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Aye khuda mujhko bata .. tu rehta kahaa kyaa tera pata.. hum tho yahaa ke musafir hai jo dhoonde apni manzil ka pata

My tweak – Aye khuda mujhko bataa tu scrap karta kahan, kya tera id
Hum to orkut pe maujood hain, jo doondhe apni har FRIEND ka pataa

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And now for some English SONGS

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Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you.. and my life will always go on

My tweak – Every night in my blog… you comment and I reply.. and my page hits always go on…

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Don’t stop make it pop

DJ blkow my speakers up

Tonight imma fight

Till we see the sunlight

Tick tock on the clock

But the party don’t stop no

My tweak – Don’t stop, make it tweet
twitter, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I’mma tweet
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the tweeting don’t stop no

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But she wears short skirts I weare tee shirts

She’s cheer captain and im on the bleachers

Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find

That wat you’re looking has been here all the time

If you could see that im the one who understands you

Been here all along so why cant you see.. you belong with mee

My tweak – But she does short tweets, I do retweets
She’s most viewed and I’m on the least-ers
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you’re looking for has been commenting whole time

If you could see that I’m the one who scraps you
Been here all along, so why can’t you see?
You belong with m
e

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Please dont stop the music…

do you know what you’ve started.. i jus came here to party.. but now we’re rocking on the dance floor acting naughty.. your hands around my waist.. just let the music play.. we’re hand in hand.. chest to chest and now we’re face to face

i just cant take you away.. lets escape into the music DJ let it play.. I just cant refuse it.. like the way you do it.. please dont stop the .. please dont stop the music…

My Tweak – Please don’t stop my farming

Do you know wat you’ve started?

I just came here to farm it

But now ur popping incessantly acting naughty

Ur pop up on my screen

Makin me wanna scream

I click OK n my Facebook screen starts to swim

I wanna take you away

Just escape into Farmville

Error go away

I just can’t refuse it

Hate the way u do it

Keep on blocking to it

Please don’t stop my,
Please don’t stop my farming (repeat)

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Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

Don’t cha.. don’t chaa

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me

Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me

Don’t cha.. don’t cha

My tweak – Dont cha wish your girlfriend could tweet like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend could scrap like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was blogger like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was buzzing like me
Dont cha, dont cha

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My loneliness is killing me.. I must confess I still believe.. when im not with you I lose my mind.. give me a sign.. hit me baby one more time

My tweak –  My facebooking is killing me
I must confess, I still believe
When I’m tweeting I lose my mind
leave me scrap
pillow fight me baby one more tim
e

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Whenever wherever we’re meant to be together I’ll be there you’ll be near and that’s the deal my dear..

My tweak – Whenever, wherever
We’re meant to buzz together
I’ll be scrap and you’ll comment
And that’s the deal my dear

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i hope you guys liked my insanity..

if you have any tweaked versions or any songs you would want me to tweak.. please do lemme know..

Thats it from Megzone for now..!

Keep Smiling..!! Keep Rocking…!! Keep Blogging..!!

Cheerios..!! :mrgreen:

PS – the FIRST image has been created by me too 🙂 😀

Net-O-Sclerosis for the Netards..!!

Yes Dr. Megz is back with a new Disorder that’s doing rounds in the cyrberworld now..

This has been doing rounds in the world for quite some time but our Dr. Megz has recently researched some really extreme cases and hence would like to bring to light the symptoms and certain facets of this disease..


Thank you once again for taking you invaluable time to be with us Dr.Megz.

Aah the pleasure is all mine.. With the adulation that I have received in my previous interview with you, it was only natural that the next time I wanted to present my research you were the first source that came to my mind.. Thank you very much..

So Dr. Megz what is this NET-O-SCLEROSIS..? Could you please throw some light on this..?

Well.. NET-O-SCLEROSIS is another form of a Compulsive Disorder.. Its kinda similar to the BCD except that in this the addiction is not limited to blogging.. It encompasses all forms of internet surfing, gadget searching.. Chatting, twittering, social networking all of it..

I’m sorry Dr. Megz but I’m sure our viewers would like some more details on this. Cos at this age of technology and development when everything is at your fingertips.. Isn’t this bound to happen??

Very true.. In this age of technology and science its but natural that people are constantly on the World Wide Web keeping tabs on friends, colleagues and relatives but also keeping abreast with the latest innovations… but then as they say too much of anything is bad for health.. And that’s what NET-O-SCLEROSIS is all about..

Doctor I believe our readers are dying to know more.. So I request you to give us some snippets or symptoms that can enlighten us about NET-O-SCLEROSIS..

Sure. The following are a few of the symptoms which I have observed during my research on this

  • Whether work related or otherwise always online searching/blogging/social networking etc
  • Can’t keep his/her minds off the internet and always finding ways and reasons to get back online.
  • The moment they wake up they hit the pc/laptop/mobile and start the day with checking their mails and slowly move into other social networking sites and surfing, surfing included
  • Often forget the basic routine work of brushing, bathing, shaving and grooming self.
  • Even during meetings and travelling often found surfing the internet through the mobiles.
  • Often very erratic sleeping patterns.. And often in sleep –  a habit of moving fingers as if in typing something.
  • If in search of some documents on personal folders, ends up Googling the details rather than performing a folder search
  • Looks for a keypad/keyboard to type in the password while opening the lock at the front door
  • Checking re-checking and re-re-checking social networking sites for any status updates, comments every 5-10mins..
  • Acting and behaving like a zombie if ever there are issues in the internet connection also leads to agitation and irritation towards people..
  • The only modes of conversation and catching up on friends relatives and colleagues are chatting, status updates, twitter etc
  • Awaiting for the food ordered to be delivered in your inbox
  • When the only meetings you attend regularly are virtual conferences
  • When the only way your family can communicate with you for even simpler things as saying goodbye..gudnite..gudmorning..or even askin you to step down for dinner is by twitting..mailing… or leaving a msg for you online..
  • When even simple answers to questions like where did you keep the socks..clothes or any objects results in replies like cupboard.com.. table.net.. kitchen.in etc etc
  • Taking the route with the maximum number of cybercafes when going to office/college/movies and going into each one
  • Stating network connectivity as the problem while explaining long periods of silence to friends
  • Expressing speed of vehicles in bitrate (KBPS, MBPS) instead of kmph

These are just a few of the points that have cropped up in my research on this subject..

There are a lot more symptoms which you yourself can look around amongst people all around you..

This is more rampant within the age group of 16+ to as late as 60s.. with the advent of technology and innovation even children and adolescents are usurped into this vicious net..

There is no harm in being tech-savvy.. but everything in moderation is the best..

Thank you so much Dr.Megz for bringing to light one of the unknown diseases that people might suffer… Looking forward to the effects and the solutions to NET-O-SCLEROSIS.. Thank you once again for your time and lovely insight..wooo..scares me already J do look around people.. see if you have come across someone with these signs of NET-O-SCLEROSIS and do write in to us in the form of comments…

That’s it from Megzone now…!!

Keep Smiling..!! Keep Rocking..!! Keep Blogging..!!

Cheerios..!!! :mrgreen:

DISCLAIMER:  this is purely a work of fiction any resemblance to anyone or any behavior is purely co-incidental…